How Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

I received this in a email today. I thought it was funny

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order I 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Holiday Baking

I started early this morning on my holiday baking. I am so very excited. My husband loves fudge so I thought I would start with that. I started about 530 this morning on my first batch. Nut free and the other batch lots of nuts . I have them both. I am going to start on my sugar cookies during the afternoon nap times. The babies are down now so its a little to late for that now. I am excited. Its the first step to start out our holiday cheer. Its a little bit dreary around this town. There are not too many people whom decorate the outside of their houses. I guess since they don't have the pretty snow they are not really in the spirit. I cant wait to go back home for all the lights , the snow , and my mothers cookies. :) I am still keeping a secret from my grandparents that we are coming home. LOL. I can't ever keep a secret so this is Hugh. My grandmother makes the best coconut cake. Its a double layered cake with fluffy white frosting topped with coconut. Its delicious. I am trying to figure out how to get her to make that cake for me without her knowing I'm coming :O.