He Makes Me Laugh

Boy was today a nice cold Fall day. The kids and I went out and pick up more art supplies to do some arts and crafts. We set out for Hobby Lobby but as I was driving I decided that I wanted to make this a quick trip and I knew that I would spend hours in there. We went to Joann's instead. Needless to stay 1 1/2 later we were on our way home. I love to look around, Dean does too. I was on a mission looking for materials for a project and I knew Dean was on the end cap of the isle asking for something and I kept saying hold on I'll be right there. Low and behold I turned around to my cart and there was half a cart full of Styrofoam balls, squared, and rectangles. Oh God love him. We finally get everything together and get ready to check out when Dean sees a watercolor coloring book. The kind that all you need is a paint brush and a cup of water.
We get home and put our things away and Dean takes his book downstairs and says "Mom can you get me a cup of water please". Well sure I tell him. First I though OK hes thirsty and then it dawned on me that he wanted the cup of water to do his paining with. A few hours later my husband and I were standing in the kitchen talking and up walks Dean from the basement. He stops by the desk and is chugging a cup of water. First I thought oh he got a cup all by himself and got himself something to drink. Then it dawned on me hey he just walked upstairs and he has the same cup in his hand. Dean please tell me that's not the cup of water I gave you to paint with. He looks at me with this innocent look and says Mom its OK theres no paint in there. The paint never got into the water. Oh my I said to him. I hope you cant get sick from that. I tried to explain to him that the water would be clear but theres still something in there.
As he walks by me to put the cup in the sink he says with an innocent comment followed by a shoulder shrug " well I hope my nose doesn't grow bigger" then he runs off into the family room to play not another word. LOL. That kids is so funny. The things that will come out of his mouth are just funny. I guess the water was not harmful as he was running around fine the rest of the night. Ahhhhh I love that kid.